Argh!!
stupid jonny and david. they both sent me the same friggin email, which i will include here (it's brief, luckily)
"Hi my name is Kayla Wightman. I am 15 years old, and i have a severe
lung caancer from second hand smoke I also have a large tumor in my
brain, fromrepeated beatings. Doctors say I will die soon if this
isn't fixed, and my family cant pay the bills. The Make A Wish
Foundation, has agreed to donate 7 cents everytime this message is
sent on. For those of you who send this along, I thank you so much,
but for those who don't send it, what goes around comes around. Have
a heart, please. If you don't send this to everyone on your list you
have acold heart (Kayla Wightman) please copy not forward this."
there are just so many things wrong with this it's not even funny. first off, the chances of getting lung cancer from second hand smoke is relatively slim in the first place, at 15, thats even more slim, and it's SEVERE lung cancer. even less likely. I mean, i've been subject to second hand smoke for 16 years... from two (plus) smokers... so thats incredibly dumb. and seriously, is it even possible to get a TUMOR from physical damage? i don't know, but i doubt it. i've never heard of physical harm being carcinogenic before, at any rate.
and the rest of the email is just emotional blackmail... seriously... there's probably no legal way of measuring how many people have received this email! sheesh.
and i got this email from friggin DAVID ARMSTRONG and JONNY FUNG! people who should have more damn sense! it's lucky for them there was no common sense GCSE exam, or their grade average would be lowered... ok not significantly but still.. god.. it's not even like it's an entertaining email.. it's just stupid
Sorry for the rant. i was just annoyed...
jf:blogspace FINAL
jf:blogspace should be ready by the time you read this. This is really a test blog for me to see if it still updates.
jf !!
Excess stress addressed
so results went ok for everyone as far as i can tell. so yay
Final words of encouragement
Well by now its almost 2 months too late for luck, if you believe in it... so im going to say this: hope everyone got what they needed and what they wanted tomorrow. If you dont, then dont worry about it, work with what you get, or as andy said, try again.
Update
Made everyone an admin so get rid of those ads. And Andy...using sumones WiFi connection...tut tut. Your neighbour is a bit silly....
jf :-)
The blog for people who say things!
Funny that cos we're actually typing things not saying them.
Anywhoo, enough with the technicalities this is just to say that :
- Yes iTunes does rock and if you haven't got it why not try it
- Try the download link I posted a few days ago - that program rocks too
- There is no point three
- Duh there's no point four either
- Well stop reading now it's not funny anymore
- Stop it.
- STOP!
- ARRRRGGGHHH!
I'm Back!!
Well I was never away anyway but I haven't posted here for a while so I'll blog something. Um...I say um to much...well I actually haven't got that much to say. I was going to write something about genres in Music cos it's kinda confusing. Rock seems to be like for everything now even for stuff like Craig David (I was browsing through the iTunes Music Store) but you can't really class it as rock. Can you? I dunno that's why it's confusing.
Also download this. I dunno why...you might like it?
jf ??
Some fun stuff
Here's one for Rory
-get up
-get on up
-get up
-get on up
-and DANCE
-* nmp3bot dances :D-< -* nmp3bot dances :D-< -* nmp3bot dances :D/-< <[SA]HatfulOfHollow> -i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet
A-HEY EURAKARTE
A-INSULT
B-RETORT
A-COUNTER-RETORT
B-QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE
A-SUGGESTION TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
B-NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM
A-RIPOSTE
B-ADDON RIPOSTE
A-COUNTER-RIPOSTE
B-COUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTE
A-NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON
C-RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN OPPOSING SIDES
A-WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD
B-ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND ACCEPTENCE OF TERMS
hm. I've lost a machine.. literally _lost_. it responds to ping, it works completely, I just can't figure out where in my apartment it is.
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say...
BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH
BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU
BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES
BlackAdder> IN FACT
BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW
BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE
BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG
*** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.
**** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
CRCError> right
heartless> Right.
r3v> right
1-YOU ALL SUCK DICK
1-er.
1-hi.
2-A common typo.
1-the keys are like right next to each other
deadmanshand>haha, last night, me and pete went out to celebrate his engagement and got hugely drunk
deadmanshand>we got this great idea to bury eachother in the sand close to the water and see who would chicken out first
deadmanshand>took about a half hour, but the water got up to my face so i freaked and got out
deadmanshand>i looked around for pete and he must've chickened out before me and stumbled home or something heh
deadmanshand>What'd he say when he woke up this morning? uhh.. he hasn't come home yet.. i thought he was staying with you?
deadmanshand>holy fuck.
deadmanshand>i fucking hope im wrong about what im thinking right now
deadmanshand>im fucking going back to the beach to make sure
deadmanshand>if he gets home, call me, i don't want to be worrying about this
thirteen->will do. you better hope he's not still buried, you'll be in deep shit.
quit: (DeadMansHand)
tyran>wtf? pete came home last night you fuck. Ken's going to be worrying about this shit all day
thirteen->haha yea, but it will be fun while it lastsjoin:
(PeteRepeat) (bob@3F8C4655.11D1C8C.18637D35.IP)
peterepeat>fucking ken
peterepeat>ken... that fucker buried me in the sand last night, i ran off about 5 minutes to it, left him there to be an idiot
quiqsilver>pete, ken didn't come back last night, i thought he was with you.
peterepeat>oh fuck.
peterepeat>if ken shows up, make sure he doesn't know that im at the beach digging for his body. i don't want him to think i care or anything.
quit: (PeteRepeat)
What a dumbass.....
cthon98>hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
cthon98>********* see!
azurediamond>hunter2
azurediamond>doesnt look like stars to me
cthon98>*******
cthon98>thats what I see
azurediamond>oh, really?
cthon98>Absolutely
azurediamond>you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
azurediamond>haha, does that look funny to you?
cthon98>lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
azurediamond>thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
cthon98>yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
azurediamond>awesome!
azurediamond>wait, how do you know my pw?
cthon98>er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
azurediamond>oh, ok
-Hey, you know what sucks?
-vaccuums
-Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
-black holes
-Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
-lava?
* ab is away - gone, if anyone talks in the next 25 minutes as me it's bm being an asshole -
ab> HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS
anamexis> oh man
anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
--> Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind
anamexis> and it exploded
anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
anamexis> but I got it away just in time
<-- Beefpile has quit (sick fuckers) anamexis> :<
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Nerdalex out
Biking and um....stuff
Today was FUNNNNN
Went up aston hill with ma bro to get back into it having not ridden since i screwed up my leg (bouth 3 months) bike's sorta working but not perfect so im gonna get it alllll sorted at the end of the holidays. Anyways did alot of 4X (for the unenlightened thats a racetrack for 4 with big jumps) and quite frankly sucked at it... i kept screwin up jumps, missing landings etc etc met some guys there (guy from our school called Johan on his P2 n some downhillers etc) apart from that it was empty. After lunch i started getting back into it even managing to pull some whips etc etc we did a few races won one and got a 2nd and 3rd. our "last" race ended with one o the guys crashing out in front of me and me nearly running him over, he went home.....
at bout 7 i was clearing all the jumps and got some massive air off the last jump, gotta try a 1 footer or summat on that nxt time for the "photo finish" lol
anyways apart from that i tricked Neil into coming up on thursday...Mwahahahah etc etc nah just kidding.........
well thats enough from me so ciao for now
Till next time kids
Heya
heya peeps
neil just told me he's bought himself a bass guitar, which rox and means we can FINALLY sorta start our band....Dave still needs to get his arse in gear and decide if he wants to play guitar or anything and we still need a drummer but 2 guitars and a bass is a band, threes a crows etc etc and for now you'll just have to put up with our singing....
Anyways i just go back so hey fill me in whats bin hapnin how were peoples holdays? and um when are we all getting pissed again?....
lol
l8rs
o by the ways can sum genius add my blog link and gmail thang to the sidebar i don't wana screw up ll your html wizardry etc etc
Flickr Group
I've added a Flickr Group to our name which is here. If you don't know what Flickr is then shame on you. I have to invite you okay so email me and we can all share pictures...I have no idea why I did this I just thought it might be a good idea??
jf 0.o
OK
I'm sorry, but I just had to post this.. randomly browsing in wikipedia I typed in
Aylesbury Grammar School and there was an entry.. if a short one. i decided to see if there was one for our over the road neighbours at
Aylesbury High School..
take a look at the high school one. I laughed. This is probably a good example of the problems with a user editable encyclopaedia..
Archiving
Hey, due to the number of posts we're having (this is the 11th today), ive changed archiving from monthly to weekly. although most people probably wont use the archives much, this will let you find what you want easier, as well as reduce the amount that has to load for each page and also, in the unlikely event, reduce the chance of overloading on 1 particular archive month, but 2 seperate weeks.
Tom.
Bah
Okay so i didn't really fix it, and it only appears to be broken half the time..
anyway, after a brief conversation with tom, and then matt asking me what i was doing, i have designed a three step plan for learning japanese. it's helpful and fun, without actually helping! woo!
Step 1: Learn Japanese
Step 2: Forget it
Step 3: Learn it again, with the aid of vodka
Bookmarks? Yeah okay...
Okey Dokey, I took Neil's idea and used it. Go here -->
Goto login at the top. Username is youpost and password? Email me...
Woo!
There is now a Get Firefox Link on the sidebar if you would care to look. I'll add an Opera one too soon...
jf ^^
RE:
yes, of course, what could be more interesting than watching people... i gave up on big brother a very long time ago now... it might have been interesting in the first or second series', but its just getting old now...
my thoughts summarised: reality tv will be the death of society...
Continuing the Pet hates thing...
I have to agree with the spam thing, definately one of my hates. I also hate Big Brother and it's spinoffs...Big Brother's Little Brother, Big Brother's Big Mouth and of course Big Brother's Little Brother's Big Mouth.
Anyway the scrolling problem is fixed now. I didn't invoke it, honest. And my Firefox link does work...try "clicking" on it Neil. Looking at it won't open it...
jf ¬.¬
RE: Spam
Continuing the topic here...
Although i get mildly annoyed by the sort of SPAM with stuff like "new viagra pills: herbal stuff" and "do you need cheaper insurance?", the ones that REALLY annoy me are the SPAM things from people you know, mainly because the filters dont usually catch it... how many times have you had such emails as "Birthday Calender" or "Sign this email petition"? It drives me up the wall!
whats really stupid though is an email petition i saw once... it said sign your name as a petition to ban SPAM worldwide, then send it on... so ultimately, its a SPAM petition to ban SPAM...
Tom.
w00t
Just in case anyone needed further proof of my HTML ownage, i fixed the error with IE, and by altering a change either jonny or neil (probably jonny) made
marvel at the wonder of my big brain!
Regarding the conspiracy
You know we'll have to fix this right cos most people sadly still use that satanic browser that is Internet Explorer. I switched a few months ago...Opera and Firefox both outclass IE6 in every respect so why don't you switch? Use the link on my site for Firefox...I get points!!
jf ^.^
Conspiracy
Hey, Tom here. you all probably know me anyways, so ill get on with it
we have caught wind of a problem which i will take every chance to turn into a conspiracy *mwahahahaha...*
yea, sorry to those of you using IE, but... you're screwed :P. opera and firefox users, the page works fine. so nya-nyah, lol.
...Wait something's changed here again...
Yeah the template colours have changed here to a stunning shade of blue mixed by Rory. Looks great imo.
ooh... aah...
Nice shiny new template, jonny. do you have it in blue? (i was actually going to suggest a light grey/blue template maself the other day)
Arr
Finishing Touches
- Finished recovery of links (they were down a deep well, the fire services you were a great help with your winches and all)
- Finished piecing sidebar together - all pictures and StatCounter should work
- Made the Blogger bar at the top silver so it fits in better with the template
- New Template - me likey likey
- Also I want to shamelessly plug MY BLOG - check out the links...
jf ;-)
Arr! The pir-9 emerges
i figured i should also post somthing. i am the rory, and if anyone tells you otherwise, including blogger, stab them. hard. with a spoon. i agree with jonny, the template deserves a good spanki.. i mean, changing. yeah.
It's dull, green and blue..Introducing Youpost!!!
I suppose as I'm on this blog too that I should create an identity for myself. Hi! I'm Jonny! And I'm assuming that this post will go up okay so wahey!
Don't worry I'll do anything in my power to change the template...
jf :-p
