Words of Wisdom
heyhavent blogged for a while so im gonna make it ALLLLLLLL up to you with this comprehensive list of stupid things my teachers have said this year.
Mrs Brimicombe
Non-stick paint, it doesnt drip
(doesnt stick either)
No......thats just magic
and ever the faveroite of me and Dave
Someone of your ability.....
Mrs Southall
I'm about to confuse the living shit out of you
.......great
That little shit!
she was of course reffering to......Dr Smith.....obviously
Yes earthworms can get through cell walls
....arent they a bit......big for that?
Mr Warner
If you got 2 GCSE's at D or above then you're doing VERY WELL
....Matt was happy
Never trust a northener
.....what.....like.....your boss?
Mr Mcintosh (with the aid of Luke and David respectively)
What scale was your voltmeter on?
Um....volts
I don't know, i'm confused
No you're just not paying attention
.....oh...yeah, sorry
Mr James
I shall tell his wife that
yep Dr Smith again...he must be very popular amongst the teaching staff...
There are two weeks between this friday and the friday after next
......................duh
And finally he's not a teacher but the following quote will immortalise him forever
iiiittttttttt's Jaaaakkkkkkeeeee Walton!
She should be cooking...not writing essays
well.....it was a lesson on sexism
posted by Alex @ 8:08 pm
5 Comments:
does this mean we can do a list of all the stupid things YOU say? we'd have to do it for one week tho cos if it was this year we'd run out of space :p
lol i have to agree
ummmmmm.....if u want......cud be interesting actually
u cud write a book
"stupid things he says"
he being me
....
.......
.........obviously
(and u cant tell me u didnt laugh!!!!)
"You are not a fish" - Chappell
actually i can tell you i didn't laugh. we're not talking about secrets and lies here, either :p
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